I only seem to pull a new post when others do theirs. Gotta get a bit of motivation and will to do it myself.
So from where i left of last time.
I got back home from Portsmouth Uni at midnight last Wednesday and had such a good time as always. All of Patricks mates are so sound. Whenever i leave, i feel like i'm leaving them aswell!
So gotta put the shouts out to Matt, Jess, Maya & Ben, plus a lot of others and new'uns.
I arrived around 11pm after a long drive down with Patrick as i was taking him abck after the weekend. We made so many stops on the way. The most memorable and important being High Wycombes Cottage Chicken.
Sunday was jammin' enough.
Then monday went out shopping so i could cook dinner for the house! Also picked up the juggernaut bottle of darm rum.
We went out for Ellie's birthday on monday night (Patrick and Trendy's housemate). We were all pretty crunk when we left, maybe Trendy more-so, but we'll touch on that nerve later! (Trendy was also dressed as Buzz Lightyear).
We got to a 90's themed place, cant really remember what it was called. After a few drinks there me, Parick and Trendy headed over to Tiger Tiger for their crazy cheap drinks.
We were waiting in the que at the cash point, where after to talking to some very pleasant ladies, Patrick did his usual 'press-the-highest-denomination-possible' game.............these girls were not best pleased with their £100 withdrawal and chased Patrick.
After catching up with him we qued to get into Tiger. Trendy continued on hitting people in the face with his Buzz wings.
We got in and i saw a Mr. Sherwood king donned in army gear waiting at the cloakroom which was a nice suprise.
Got to the bar and after about 30mins i was beginning to get parched whilst queing, i was then set upon by which i can only describe as a 'collar-popped-jock' for getting in 'his area'. His girlfriend put him back on his leash and walked him off. I was then served to order a couple of pints of vodbull with an octuple measure of vodka. I fucking hate vodka but had to get the cheapest thing to last 3 nights out. Then got a few shots of jaeger.....still not that drunk. Caught up with Patrick, danced for a bit. Left, only to find Trendy being violent to the floor. He was then telling to people Fuck Off if anyone even looked wrong at him. I cant, for legal reasons, venture any further into that story, if you wanna find out any more ask Trendy, that nut-job.
Got home and ended up staying awake till about 6am with help.
Got to the bar and after about 30mins i was beginning to get parched whilst queing, i was then set upon by which i can only describe as a 'collar-popped-jock' for getting in 'his area'. His girlfriend put him back on his leash and walked him off. I was then served to order a couple of pints of vodbull with an octuple measure of vodka. I fucking hate vodka but had to get the cheapest thing to last 3 nights out. Then got a few shots of jaeger.....still not that drunk. Caught up with Patrick, danced for a bit. Left, only to find Trendy being violent to the floor. He was then telling to people Fuck Off if anyone even looked wrong at him. I cant, for legal reasons, venture any further into that story, if you wanna find out any more ask Trendy, that nut-job.
Got home and ended up staying awake till about 6am with help.
Got up at about 1pm, rocked down to Leo's, smoked a few little numbers. Then went to some guys house to play some xbeezy, ate a little suttin suttin and grooved off home to get our draaannk on.
Me and Patrick arrived back home at around 5pm to find a very hungover Trendy in bed looking a little worse for wear to say the least.
After a few apperitifs, we 3 kings ventured to Jess's for a few more drinks. I may add how nice i thought Jess's pad was aswell, loved the open plan kitchen, very chilled, especially the floor.
We all jumped in a taxi to town apart from Patrick who had lost his ID the night before. Myself and Matt went to The Reg and the others went to route.
On arriving I got a very warm welcome from the Lovely Maya and Ben who were there! But highlight of the night.........£2.40 double morgans spiced and coke, jackpot.
As the evening went on, i started to actually feel pretty crunk after drinking over half a litre of dark rum before leaving the Silla residence.
I was very happy to see Patrick arrive after jumping the fence into the reg. I think i shouted out in joy.
After a few apperitifs, we 3 kings ventured to Jess's for a few more drinks. I may add how nice i thought Jess's pad was aswell, loved the open plan kitchen, very chilled, especially the floor.
We all jumped in a taxi to town apart from Patrick who had lost his ID the night before. Myself and Matt went to The Reg and the others went to route.
On arriving I got a very warm welcome from the Lovely Maya and Ben who were there! But highlight of the night.........£2.40 double morgans spiced and coke, jackpot.
As the evening went on, i started to actually feel pretty crunk after drinking over half a litre of dark rum before leaving the Silla residence.
I was very happy to see Patrick arrive after jumping the fence into the reg. I think i shouted out in joy.
So it got to closing time and everyone was pretty funked up. But this was my last night so thought i'd make it count. Turnt out i dont really remember much after we left due to a combination of narcotics.
We had gone back to one of the Uni Halls and a very kind fellow helped me out with a certain craving i had. After apparently being very generous with everyone, we then moved into another kitchen. I dont actually remember anything apart from Patrick being on the floor at one point and me throwing something directly at his face. Also meeting a guy who was VERY sound, he was called Oz i'm pretty sure. Also meeting Tara and Tessa, Patrick and Trendy's new housemates for next year. Very Very nice women!
After getting home at about 6am and not being able to sleep, it got to about 9am where me and patrick needed to go get a drink and something to do. Went down the local shop and got ourselves a drink. I got the sun paper, but Patrick being the Politics student had to try and out-do me and make me look lower class, so he used my money to get the guardian. What a load of shit that was. I'm fine reading about a man with 7 fingers thanks.
After getting home at about 6am and not being able to sleep, it got to about 9am where me and patrick needed to go get a drink and something to do. Went down the local shop and got ourselves a drink. I got the sun paper, but Patrick being the Politics student had to try and out-do me and make me look lower class, so he used my money to get the guardian. What a load of shit that was. I'm fine reading about a man with 7 fingers thanks.
Everything else is History and i've been writing this thing for fucking ages and have realised its probably WELL boring. oh well.
Saturday brings Chibuku's 10th birthday with the likes of Busy P, DJ Mehdi, Cassius, Xavier de Rosnay (Justice), Mix Master Mike (Beastie Boys), Chase & Status, Skream and so many more.
Should be a CRAZAY night. Apart from the 3.5hour drive.........
Aaron, you better bloody make the journey enjoyable or else.
That is all world.
Till next time, Carpe Diem
